In
order to save the organizing committee a lot of inconvenience, Dick &
Boomer have decided to take a default loss for tonight’s game. Spare players where brought in by both teams
and both spares figured prominently in the scoring for both teams. However, when it was brought to light that
the spare for the Vote For Dick team was under thirty five, Dick and Boomer
decided it would not be fair to put the organizers through all the whining and
crying and bleeding all over the place that they would endure if they where
forced to rule on an official protest.
Subsequently our apology to the committee and other members of the Vote
For Dick team and the spare in question as well, as it was not their fault we
did not think to do an age check before the game. Now maybe we won’t have to listen to somebody cry all weekend
long and until next year’s tournament.
Dick & Boomer